Incidentally, I'm really looking forward to the two-hour prequel to season 7, called "24 Redemption" and airing on November 23rd.
Monday, November 10, 2008
Jack Bauer saves the life of celebrity toddler
How awesome is it that my hero, Jack Bauer (aka Kiefer Sutherland), was at the beach with Gwen Stefani and her son and he ended up saving the baby from a Rattlesnake?! You can read about it here, but that link won't tell you about the real story. It won't explain that the snake was sent by a dangerous foreign terrorist cell who was attempting to strike America where it would hurt most - the children of our celebrities. And it certainly won't explain how Jack fearlessly and ruthlessly grabbed the snake and screamed, "Who sent you? WHO ARE YOU WORKING FOR?!" before smacking it against the rocks to get his answeres, which I'm confident he did. The news won't tell you about it because you and I are the American public, and we never know the details of what Jack Bauer really does to save us. Just like they never told us what Jack was really up to when he was supposedly serving a DUI jail sentence.
Incidentally, I'm really looking forward to the two-hour prequel to season 7, called "24 Redemption" and airing on November 23rd.
Incidentally, I'm really looking forward to the two-hour prequel to season 7, called "24 Redemption" and airing on November 23rd. 
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Your next post is going to be your 100th post. It needs to be special. Just letting you know.
How can it get any more special than a mock celebration of the upcoming 24 premier? That's cool that you watch the show...I'm just glad that you aren't literally disappointed with the rest of America that Jack Bauer is not our new president.
Oh the pressure! I can't decide. What to do, what to do? Hmmm. What would Jack do?
Jack would make a terrible president, because presidents have to "play by the rules" or at least appear to.
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