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Saturday, April 19, 2008

The baddest bike on the block


Partly because I'm poor, and partly because I'm awesome, I put 36 nails into my bike pedals this evening. Why? Because it was falling apart - and as the pioneer motto goes, "fix it up, wear it out, make it do, or do without". I put a new tube in the back tire and then I made a matrix of duct tape and nails to re-enforce the pedals. As I was creating my monster pedals I realized I would now be able to cruise the streets of dangerous Loma Linda without fear, because I have nails in my pedals - and that alone makes me pretty tough.

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