A roamin' catholic.
Today was the first time in a long time that I actually laughed at a laffy-taffy joke. Then I got to thinking - it's been a while since I've heard any new jokes. Please, help update my arsenal of jokes by leaving a comment with a good joke.
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Forgive me if you've heard these already, but I've just discovered Chuck Norris jokes. Here goes:
Chuck Norris donates all proceeds form the Total Gym to his Children without Beards organization
When Chuck Norris wants a salad, he eats a vegetarian
Chuck Norris can eat "only one" Lay's potato chip
There is no theory of evolution, just a list of creatures Chuck Norris allowed to live
Okay, so as I read through them again, they aren't as funny as they were at 11:30 last night. Read 'em again when you're good and tired and you'll laugh until you almost pee your pants.
I remember one time a friend and I laughed for hours about a laffy taffy joke. It involved a geometry teacher breaking her ankle...but I don't remember so it's not funny anymore. But trust me, it really was funny in seventh grade. PS I love your blog Benji. Such a classic random smattering of awesome pondering material.
The high price of copper has lead to a spike in theft of wiring from construction sites and abandoned buildings. Some thieves go so far as to raid copper from electrical substations.
You know what I say? More power to 'em.
- from the mind of Mark Weight
Update - I got two more from a funny patient I saw this week.
"Do you know where Kennedy was shot?"
"Dallas, right?"
"No, he was shot right here" (point to back of head)
"They were saying on the news that there was a famous actress that was stabbed today in Hollywood, did you hear about it?"
"No, who was it"
"I can't remember her name, it was a real cute blonde actress though, and she was stabbed"
"Really?"
"Yeah, she was stabbed, what was her name..... it was Reece something"
"WITHERSPOON?"
"No, with a knife"
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