Google - is there anything they can't do?

I was browsing through available blogger widgets and found the little gem I put near the bottom of my side bar. It's a slide show of pictures that were recently uploaded to other blogs. I've been watching it and whenever I see something that looks interesting, I click and read. The problem is, many of the blogs look something like this when I get there:

Hei. Tervetuloa blogiin! Finally - te tiedä, miten käyttää tätä löytää oman erityisen salainen viesti! Arvaa mitä? There's piilotettu Ninja pelin tällä sivulla. Osoita, että kuvan alareunassa tämän sivun mennä leikkimään Ninja käsine. Ja älä kerro kenellekään, ne on löydettävä se itse.

That's where google translate comes in. It will translate among 34 different languages. It's a fun way to read blogs because when sentence structure is all messed up, everything sounds either really deep and poetic, or just stupid, depending on the subject matter.

Recently I was curious to see if I sounded as stupid when my blog is translated as everyone else does. I translated one of my recent posts to Indonesian and then back to English and it was hilarious! The best example was that "All I wanted was a hot dog" was changed to "I wanted all of the hot dogs."

To demonstrate, I'm re-capping a certain event in my life and translating it from English to Czech to Indonesian to Filipino to Swedish and back to English:

So there I am in a small town in Mexico, confusion, how it will look like a city from the top of the bell tower from a local church. Sonny and I decided to learn how we batter creeping into the night Catholic complexity. We Circumnavigated whole building looking for the best way, and finally decided we should set up a ladder in front of the building, making it possible for us to have access to the lowest part of the roof. I take several steps in the stairs, and I believe spid kick in. I know that there is something wrong. Even spread to the right of the platform, only to find my people, I sneak around the building. That we can come into contact with eyes, and I decided my best bet is to run like mad. Sonny and I passed the door and impossible to walk several blocks we stop. Then we have perhaps a good idea to tell people waiting for us outside, so it should not get in trouble, or to give us. We are divided so that a person to see me might not recognize me. When we approached the building we heard sirens and we all ducked into a dark room and HID. He was furious, we will see at least 10 policemen for Trucks unit, each carrying police behind 5. What we sneakily running the upside, and finally back to where we live.

Finally, a way to play the telephone game all by yourself! Your challenge? You have to translate your comments at least twice before posting them.